| To all the girls I once caressed, and may I say I've held the best |
[14 Sep 2008|05:38pm] |
[flat]
[evening]
[anyone]
*paces in front of the couch where the puppies are sitting watching him*
So you see I don't know what to do now. What do I do? Daphne is wonderful and great and I really like having her for a girlfriend. But Ginny is...Ginny. I've had feelings for her forever and they never went away. And she hates me. And Daphne is going to hate me when Chambers get a hold of the story. And I honestly don't know what to do. How is it possible to kind of feel the same way about two different girls? Help me! I would really appreciate your advice.
*stops and stares at the puppies*
*they look at each other and then back at Harry, Pepper barks at him*
I don't know what that means!
*sighs, grabs a stack of parchment* If you need me just scratch on the door.
*walks into hall closet and closes the door*
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| Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you. |
[05 Sep 2008|09:53pm] |
[Diagon Alley]
[N/A]
[N/A, ATTN Weasley Twins]
*Posters appear all over Diagon Alley, there seems to be a large concentration of them all around the Weasley shop and flat*
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| Sing for the bartender sing for the janitor sing |
[04 Sep 2008|06:59pm] |
[The Ministry]
[morning]
[anyone, ATTN: Ministry workers]
It was early morning and normally Harry wouldn't be up this early but he and Cho had a busy day. He quickly got dressed, grabbed his invisibility cloak and Cho and headed off to the Ministry. They had spent days working out their plan and had even paid quite a bit of money for used wands that couldn't be traced back to them. This would be their ultimate prank, the kind to go down in the history of pranks. He secretly hoped that this would out do any twins prank.
They arrived at the Ministry and hid under his cloak. Starting at the bottom floor and working their way up, they charmed random objects all over the offices to play a song whenever the object was touched. After what felt like hours they finished the last floor and headed to the atrium. Making sure that it was still pretty empty they quietly made their way to the fountain and started placing charms. It was during one of their late night planning sessions that they decided whenever anyone said Roni Chambers, Dolores Umbridge, Ponter or The Minister or Kingsley Shacklebolt or any part of their names different songs would play.
When they finished, Harry signaled to Cho and and they made their way out of the Ministry and back home. They hid their wands and got ready for work and headed back to the Ministry trying to look innocent.
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| I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of |
[28 Aug 2008|09:56pm] |
[flat]
[afternoon]
[anyone, Attn Cho]
*runs into house with ice cream, cookies, pizza and cake* CHO! CHO, WHERE ARE YOU!?
*looks in living room*
You will never believe what I did or said or said and did!
*looks in kitchen*
I haven't seen you in days and we need to talk, cause I'm freaking out a little cause I've never said this before!
*looks down the hallway* Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I said it, I mean I mean it, but Merlin Cho, I actually said it!
*stand int the middle of the flat*
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?!
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| People Everywhere, a sense of expectation hangin' in the air |
[20 Aug 2008|06:54pm] |
[Ministry]
[Afternoon]
[anyone]
*surrounded by a mound of paperwork* No where in the recruitment brochure does it say anything about this much paperwork. Oh yeah, fun, excitement, righting wrongs and triumphing over evil sure, but nothing about years and years of reports.
*report that he already sent out flies back onto his desk and the note attached starts talking to him* Mr. Potter, please remember that on these types of reports you need to add the new TRP coversheet. Because this one does not have it, you will need to add one and resubmit it. Remember that the report is due by four this afternoon. In the future please do it correctly the first time.
*stares* I forgot ok?! *calls down the room to the person who sent back the report* It's new, I forgot! *mutters to self* Couldn't just bloody walk your fat arse down here to tell me I forgot the cover sheet? Everything has to be a production with you doesn't it. *fills out coversheet and sends it back*
*stares at desk* I just want to set it on fire.
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| I'll shine up my old brown shoes, put on a brand new shirt |
[03 Aug 2008|06:12pm] |
[Flat]
[afternoon]
[Anyone, Attn Daphne]
*cuts himself another slice out of the huge cake that's still sitting in the kitchen*
You know Pepper, you would think I would get sick of cake, but I don't. I never thought this would happen, it's just too good. I should save some for Daphne, just in case she wants some.
*pulls out parchment*
Daphne,
I hope you're feeling better, I'm sorry I didn't write sooner, I had to pull some extra time this weekend. Apparently being a rookie means filling in when others get sick. Is there anything you need? Soup? Magazines? Company? I'm saving some birthday cake for you when you feel better. Miss you.
Love,
Harry
*attaches note to bouquet of flowers and a box with three trashy romance novels inside*
Here Heddy, I need you to take this to Daphne. *Hedwig flies away*
And now...more cake! THis time with ice cream, what do you two think?
*puppies jump up and down*
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| If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too, breaking the law |
[22 Jul 2008|06:28pm] |
[outside Weasley's Wizard Wheezes]
[Mid day]
[Anyone, Attn: Cho, George]
*stands there with dark sunglasses on, listening to banging and watching smoke pour out of windows*
Bloody hell, what is that wanker doing in there?!
*pounds on door*
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| I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody cares for me |
[13 Jul 2008|03:47pm] |
[Diagon Alley]
[Afternoon]
[Anyone]
*walking around Diagon Alley* Merlin who knew I'd have all this extra time when I don't talk to my mates. I could really do a lot. Maybe cure a disease or invent something.
*passes by the joke shop, refusing to look in even when he hears a bunch of people yelling in excitement*
*walks by the owlery* I should owl Daphne when I get home and ask her to be my date. This is great, without my mates, now I have more time to spend with Daphne. And more time to spent following quidditch. Really who needs to listen to a game with mates, I could just stop by the pub, there are tons of people there who I could listen to a game with. Course I'll need a new favorite team, I can't really like the Arrows anymore.
*comes up on the Quidditch Shop* I guess it's safe to go in there. My landlady did say they were on their camping holiday. I really hope a raccoon ruined their good time. Hope one shits in their tent, or they get stung by mosquitos.
*walks into the shop*
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| A long time ago, we used to be friends, but I haven't thought of you lately at all |
[06 Jul 2008|03:55pm] |
[flat]
[Afternoon]
[Anyone, ATTN: Daphne, Angelina]
*gather up everything Angelina sent him* Bloody stupid friends. Don't know why I have them. Hermione and Ron don't bother to come 'round anymore. Those other arses can't bother to get to know my girlfriend. Merlin, I don't have a family, they are my family and I just wanted her to meet my family and they treat her like dirt. *closes up box writes "Return to sender, address unknown"*
*pulls out parchment, writes note to Daphne and attaches it to a box of chocolate, hands note with chocolate and the return to sender box to Hedwig* The box goes to Angelina Johnson and the letter and chocolate goes to Daphne. Thanks Heddie.
*sits on the couch, Pepper joins him* Well buddy, Cho is still my best mate, but I have a few slots open, any chance you want to be my best friend? *Pepper licks him* I'll take that to be a yes.
*turns on telly, sulks*
( Daphne )
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| If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. |
[05 Jul 2008|02:05pm] |
[Restaurant in Diagon Alley]
[evening, backdated to Friday July 4]
[anyone, Attn: Daphne, George, Cappy, Oliver, Alicia]
*sits at the table shaking his leg* Ok, where is everyone.
*checks his watch for the twentieth time*
*realizes his water glass is shaking, stops his leg* I'm not nervous. Not at all. I know my mates can behave themselves most of the time. Sometimes. *groans* Rarely.
*watches the door waiting for them to show*
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| They've given you a number and taken away your name |
[01 Jul 2008|07:39pm] |
[The Prophet to the Ministry]
[afternoon]
[anyone]
Harry was not looking forward to this meeting. Especially since he had to do it alone with the crazy hag. He walked into the meeting room where Roni Chambers and her editor were waiting for him.
"Hello, I'm Harry Potter. I'll be coordinating your security for the ball. I will also be the leave bodyguard fof the night."
Roni Chambers stared at Harry and then at her editor. "When I said I wanted a little protection, I didn't mean a little bodyguard. How do you expect him to protect me? I could fit him in my pocket! Really, Potter, you should try taking a potion or something, you are even smaller up close."
"Errr...riiiight. This is the plan for the night of the ball. I will pick you up with in a Ministry car and it will take us to a portkey. The only people who will know the location will be me and Kingsley Shacklebolt. The driver won't know the location until I tell him."
"Why can't I have Kingsley? He's big and strong and I would love to listen to his poetry. Don't you think he's handsome Potter? Tell me, is he seeing anyone?"
Harry stared at her, trying to control his temper. "Now once we get to the party I will be with you at all times. Evelyn Proudfoot will be backing me up and keeping an eye on the crowd."
Roni laughed and clapped her hands. "Wonderful! If you could make sure she stands near me from time to time. Standing next to that wrinkly hag will make me look years younger!"
"Right, I'll be sure to tell her that. Now, we recommend that you not work the red carpet."
"I can't not work the red carpet! I'm Roni Chambers," she exclaimed.
"Of course you are. You are also one of two journalists let into the ball. I think you can miss the red carpet."
"Hmph."
"And that's everything. At the end of the evening we will do everything in reverse. And of course sweep your home when we arrive."
"That is all fine with me. I will be wearing a purple dress, so you will need to coordinate with that. And I just have a couple questions. Will Evelyn Proudfoot be bringing Charlie Weasley? Will Kinglsey Shacklebolt be there? Why was he hiding from Hestia? Are you bringing Daphne Greengrass or have you tired of her already? What happened at the wedding on Sunday?"
Harry resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Do you have any questions about the security?"
Chambers didn't seem to hear him, or want to hear him. She just kept rattling off questions about everyone he knew. He shrugged his shoulders and left the room while she was still talking. Harry apparated back to the Ministry and put his head down on his desk.
"That is going to be the longest night of my life.
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| At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, what would Jimmy Buffet do? |
[25 Jun 2008|08:22pm] |
[Ministry]
[afternoon]
[anyone, ATTN: Evelyn, Daphne]
*sits at desk filling out paperwork* Oh being an auror its great Harry. You'd make a great one Harry. Kicking arse and taking names, that's what we do Harry. Yeah, right after you fill out thirty pounds of paperwork every hour. Not that being a bodyguard for Roni Chambers is going to be much better. Which reminds me.
*pulls out parchment*
Evelyn,
Kingsley gave me this awesome assignment and I was hoping that you could help me out with it, because you are the best auror ever! And this is a choice assignment. Really. You will die of excitement when I tell you about this assignment. So you want in? You have to agree to do it before I tell you what it is.
Harry
*folds it into a paper airplane and sends it off*
Ok, back to work. *stares at stack* Or I could owl Daphne about the triple date.
*pulls out more parchment*
Daphne,
I was talking to Cappy and Alicia and the idea came up that we should all go on a triple date next weekend. Is that a good time for you? Also I was wondering if you would like to attend a wedding this weekend. But it's very hush hush. Not even the grooms know it's happening. It will be good fun. And I'd like to see you. I know it's only been about a week, but I got used to seeing you every day and now I miss you. Damn your feminine wiles.
Harry
*sends it off with owl*
*sigh* Now it's back to work.
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| Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry, they stack the odds 'til we take to the street |
[10 Jun 2008|07:55pm] |
[Hotel suite in NYC]
[mid day/whenever he wakes up]
[Anyone who is in NYC or is sending an owl]
Harry stumbled into the hotel room with the bellboy right behind him bringing in his luggage.
"Thanks mate, you can just leave all that stuff there, I'll deal with it later," he said, tipping the man as he closed the door.
Once the door was closed he looked around, very impressed by what he saw. The suite was nicer then his flat and certainly bigger. He did a quick look around to see if Daphne was around. She had mentioned that she had meetings most of the day, but even though he was exhausted, he was hoping maybe one of her meetings was canceled. He sat down on the couch and kicked off his shoes. It had been a long couple of days. He had been in the city since Monday evening, but had spent the entire time in a seminar on tracking and apprehension. They had a quick break for a snack and that was all the down time he had. The last time he slept was Sunday night and he could feel his eyelids start to droop. He stretched out on the couch and pulled one of the little pillows under his head.
"I could just take a little nap, fifteen minutes are so," he muttered to himself as he dozed off.
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| Take it hip to hip rocket through the wilderness |
[08 Jun 2008|06:07pm] |
[flat]
[afternoon]
[anyone]
*packing clothes, while puppies sit on bed* Ok you two, I'm only going to be gone for a week. Your uncle Theodore will be watching you, so you better behave. *gives Pepper a look* Both of you. Theodore is really nice, just please don't start wearing berets ok? *puppies look at him like he's nuts*
*closes suitcase and puts it next to a bag and lays garment bag over them* Think I packed too much? *Salt barks* I can't help it, I don't know what kind of clothes I should bring. I had to bring more then one suit, what if I brought one, but it wasn't nice enough for dinner with Daphne's parents? I had to bring all of them. *throws toiletries into a bag* Looks like I'm all packed. I'm going to have Hedwig take a letter to Cho and then pack up some of your stuff and after that how about we go get some ice cream. Does that sound like fun? *puppies jump off bed and run into living room barking*
*laughs, follows, ties note to Hedwig* Take this to Cho ok? When you get back I'll be in New York City, but I'm leaving the window and your cage open so you can come and go. Feel free to go off on your own vacation ok? *pets her, Hedwig hoots and flies off*
Ok guys, let's gather up your toys! *turns around and theres a big pile of toys behind him* You two are spooky smart.
( Cho )
((FYI, I've changed my aim sn, it's now catwomanonmoon. hip hip hooray.))
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| Please mister postman look and see if there's a letter, a letter for me |
[03 Jun 2008|06:30pm] |
[Diagon Alley]
[Afternoon]
[Anyone, ATTN: Theodore the Meat Pie Maker]
*walks out of potion shop* Looks like I have everything for the antidotes. What else is one my list. I still have to find someone to dogsit for a week, I need some new suits and some stuff for the seminars. *pulls out second list* New padding, potion ingredients, I have all those so that's not a problem. That's doable.
*owl comes by and drops a large envelope on Harry's head* OW! What is it with you bloody owls always dropping things on my bloody head?! *picks it up* I know that handwriting!
*jumps around like a mad fool* I KNOW THAT HANDWRITING! I KNOW THAT HANDWRITING! CHO SENT ME A LETTER! *rips into package*
HI HARRY.
Brazil is fun. Weird, but fun. I`ve sort of picked up a bit of Portuguese; I can now say `where is the bathroom,` `do you speak English,` and `I don`t speak Portuguese.` Tonks keeps insisting that I try to learn more, but with all the training (torture) she is ever so joyfully putting me through, I don`t really want to try and cram anything else into my head. I got you something really cool. Luckily things cost a lot less over here so I don`t have to worry too much about what I spend. By the way, Potter, you better be getting out of that damn house and walking the puppies and going to training. I have spies. I know everything! Anyway, I miss you tons and tell the puppies that I love them! Give Salt an extra treat for me.
(Oh yeah, and a surprising number of people here have no idea who you are. I tell them "Yeah I live with Harry Potter, you know, that kid with the scar," and I get blank expressions at least 20% of the time. I suppose that`s a source of consolidation for you?
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. DO STUFF. And deliver the other attatched letter to Theo, will you?
I`ll write you again soon!
Cho
*stares at the letter* I am out of the house! Sheesh, you spend three days in your pajamas and suddenly you're a freaky hermit.
*looks at second envelope* Looks like I should drop this off for Theodore. I wonder if he's in Diagon today. Guess I can look.
( Theodore )
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| Someone I'll always laugh with, even at my worst I'm best with you |
[31 May 2008|09:02pm] |
[Flat]
[Evening]
[anyone who feels like crashing dinner, ATTN: Daphne]
Alright Salt, the pilaf is cooking and the carrots and potatoes and roast are roasting. We have cheesecake for dessert and a side salad and a nice red wine.
*wipes hands on apron, takes it off and tosses it on the counter* The place is clean, you two look clean, I look hot. I think we are ready for some dinnertime fun.
High five! *stares at dogs* Or not.
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| All by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself anymore |
[28 May 2008|07:40pm] |
[Flat]
[evening]
[anyone who wants to cheer up Harry, ATTN: Angelina, Alicia]
Harry checked the clock and did some math in his head while the opening credits ran on his movie. Cho had been gone for thirty six hours and fifty seven minutes and he had spent most of that time in his pajamas, bathrobe and bunny slippers watching buddy flicks and eating ice cream and cake. He had even bought the pups dog ice cream. The worst part of Cho being gone had to be Salt and Peppers reaction, after about twelve hours they started running around the house looking for her. Salt sat in her room wimpering for an hour before Harry could get her out with ice cream. When he first moved into his flat he liked the fact that he could dance around and no one was there to think he was crazy, but when Cho moved in she would dance with him and it made the place feel more like home.
( Knock, Knock )
( Angelina/Alicia )
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| I hope it's worth all the wait, it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday |
[23 May 2008|11:18pm] |
[flat]
[evening]
[anyone, ATTN Cho]
*walks into the flat* Cho? Cho are you ho--*crash* Pepper. For the love of Merlin and all his little sparkly ponies, stop leaving your bones laying around. *gets up, puts keys on the table* Living room is back to normal. You know it's just going to be the three of us soon. Cho's heading off to summer camp in Brazil. *puppies look sad* I know, I'll miss her too. Is she home you two?
*walks down hall* Cho?
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| Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, open up your mouth and feed it |
[16 May 2008|08:37pm] |
[Flat]
[Dinner time!]
[Anyone, Attn: Cho, Sirius, Lupin]
*oven timer goes off, runs to get it, trips over bone* Pepper! Stop leaving your bones where I keep tripping over them. I know you think it's funny, but it's not. My buns are burning!
*kicks bone back into living room, takes buns out* Got buns, my little hens are cooking. Even have extras just in case anyone else stops by. Is it just be Salt or can my friends smell when I'm cooking food?
*Salt sits in a chair at the table staring at him*
The salad! *goes to fridge, pulls out bag, rips it open and dumps it into a bowl* Salad is done. Mashed potatoes are done, gravy is done. I have drinks and two different pies and a cake. I think everything is ready.
*turns around to get napkins, trips over bone* PEPPER!
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| Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe. |
[11 May 2008|06:36pm] |
[Outside flat]
[early afternoon]
[anyone]
*Salt and Pepper stop to sniff a tree* I think you two already smelled that tree at the beginning of the walk an hour ago. I think you two actually spent more time standing still sniffing things then walking. The point of the walk is for exercise. And now you're marking the tree again. Yup. Really we should get going, we can get ice cream from the vendor over there and you two can share a vanilla cone.
*stares at them while they ignore him* Yeah, we're going to go now. *starts walking, stops when he realizes they are still sniffing the tree* Or not.
*several minutes later they start moving* Thank you, I'd like to get home before dark.
*Salt and Pepper take off running for ice cream vendor*
*laughs* Yes, I did promise you ice cream. I'll take two small vanilla cups, no spoons, and a chocolate cone with sprinkles. *pays* Thanks mate.
*puppies jump around for ice cream* Alright you two, you'll get the ice cream, but we are going to go to our stairs over there and sit outside and eat. That way the mess stays out here and Cho doesn't get angry.
*sits down on steps, puts bowls out* There you go, have at it.
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