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Tweak says, "martians in your head"

Harry J. Potter (imascarman) wrote,
@ 2009-07-02 14:58:00

Everybody's working for the weekend, everybody's goin' off the deepend
[Ministry, Auror office]
[Late afternoon]
[anyone]

*glares at his substandard coffee* I can't believe I'm being forced to drink that sludge. Oh Sugar n Spice how I miss you. My big cinnamon rolls, the plump blueberry muffins, bursting with filling cheese danishes, light and fluffy coissants, cakes, cookies. *sigh*

*bites into what appears to be a chocolate chip cookie*

*gags*

*chokes*

*spits it out*

And those are not chocolate chips. Bloody hell, is Hagrid doing their catering? Last time I ever go to that food card again.

*sips coffee, makes a face* Liquid shit. Ok, back to my stack of eyewitness reports.

*pulls one off and chuckles* Oh good, it looks like a chupacabra attacked Hannah. Well that makes my life easier. *tosses it aside*

Next.

*grabs a new file*

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	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	smell of said items listed is wafting through the halls (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	sniffs the air Great now I'm hallucinating. sniffs But what a hallucination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Kingsley passes by his desk on the way back from checking in on Hannah, with a bag of food (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	stands up and follows his nose (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	stops when he's past the door ...Potter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	runs into Kingsley since he wasn't concentrating on him Oy! jumps back When did you get back? sniffs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	A minute ago...why are you sniffing me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I smell Sugar n Spice. sniffs I thought it was a hallucination, but...sniff I definitely smell it. sniffsniff leans over, sniffs bag AH HA! snatches it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	opens it SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF Oh for the love of Merlin and all his pink and purple sparkly cherry scented ponies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	takes a file and whacks him over the head Potter, snap out of it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ow! drops bag What? Why would you do that? stares down at the bag Oh thank Merlin, nothing fell out! picks up bag, hugs it Hello my precious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	heavy limbs hex! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	drops the bag again falls over Awwww. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	picks up the bag Are you quite done fondling my lunch?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	flops around like a fish stops Can I have a bite? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	....eyebrow but un hexes him and gives him a cinnamon bun in the future ask before you go bat shit insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	jumps up, sniffs cinnamon bun Shacklebolt, please don't take this the wrong way, but I think I love you. Really, thank you. I never thought I could miss a pastry this much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Er...well don't thank me, Hannah made it for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-02 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	takes bite groans mouth full Oh right! How's that going? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-02 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	We're still working out kinks, unless there is a dire situation i am to start comming hole at normal hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:00 am UTC (link)
	laughs What did you two get married when the rest of us weren't looking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, yes that is exactly what happened Harry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:05 am UTC (link)
	rolls eyes Maybe she'll find your long lost sense of humor while she's there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:07 am UTC (link)
	No really it's like we're married, I come home to dinner, I have to check in when I'm going to be late. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:09 am UTC (link)
	laughs I can always take her in if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:11 am UTC (link)
	No it just takes some time to get use to is all. I quite like being worried about for a change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:18 am UTC (link)
	...That's oddly sweet Shacklbolt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:21 am UTC (link)
	shrugs It happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Well who knew you had it in you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:27 am UTC (link)
	pats him on the head Don't you have work to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:31 am UTC (link)
	sigh Yes. But I got the crack pot pile and I'd rather bother you. grin I have so much to learn oh bossly one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:33 am UTC (link)
	You'd be surprise you might actually get some truth from the crack pots, bring them to my office and we'll go through them together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:38 am UTC (link)
	runs, grabs file, settles in to chair opposite Kingsley's desk I thought you might like this one, this one tells us all about the chupacabra that..uh...Dennis, saw that night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Mmhm at what time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Um...flips pages Four. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Around ninty-five Diagon Alley. Wait. Isn't that around George's shop? He's ninty-three, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Yep! So either that means I need to talk to George about his travels or this person actually saw something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 01:08 am UTC (link)
	But chupacabra and people, they don't look the same. What if it was a dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Pft, El Chupacabra looks nothing like a dog. What's the next one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	...You've seen one? But, its so rare to see one! Um...this I actually thought could be something. This person said they heard a banshee scream at three fourty-five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 01:21 am UTC (link)
	nods Crucio on Hannah no doubt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 01:26 am UTC (link)
	...Maybe not. Hannah said the crucio was before she went downstairs. And according to Mungo's records, they were owled at three fifty-five. I think it was another victim or the attackers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-07-03 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmm...well get on it. ((Heading out)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-07-03 01:39 am UTC (link)
	salutes Will do! ((Have fun!)) (Reply to this) (Parent)