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Harry J. Potter (imascarman) wrote,
@ 2009-04-30 00:40:00

Well, who are you? I really wanna know, tell me who are you? Who, who, who, who?
[Ministry]
[late evening]
[anyone, ATTN:Kingsley]

It had been four long days packed with testing evidence, setting it out and trying to find a pattern, looking over Barbara's list and matching anything with who had been inside. She wasn't pleased with the way they had "cleaned" things, but they weren't really sent in to clean. They tried to keep like files together and then shoved them into the cabinets. Harry had wanted to file everything by color just for fun, but he liked Barbara so he didn't want to bring her wrath upon himself.

His report had been an on going project for days and he was pretty sure he had only slept a few hours each night. Harry still had other work to do and considering the magnitude of what happened and who he might have to investigate, he wasn't comfortable working on it in public. Luckily some of the testing took days, even after he put a rush on it, so it gave him more time. He waited until almost everyone was gone for the evening before knocking on Shacklebolt's door. It wasn't unusual for him to stay late, so he was pretty sure no one suspected anything. He just hoped that Shacklebolt opened his door soon.

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	the_fuzz 2009-04-30 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	was about to leave and if Sin wanted to dinner Ah Harry, we all thought you had been devoured by Pygmys (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-30 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	No. I've been at my desk all day...anyway, I have the report. Do you have time to go over my findings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sure thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imascarman
2009-05-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)

*walks into his office carrying a large stack of files almost taller then him*

Ok, so I take it you got Barbara's list? I cross referenced it with what I found in the records room. Some of it is old, it doesn't really look like the records room is cleaned out very often. But I found hair from Pansy Parkinson near one of the filing cabinets, Ginny found a ring from Dolores Umbridge, let's see there was a handkerchief from Ponter, a used *clears throat* condom. I had it tested and it came back to a Debbie Newton and a Richard Salsbury. There were numerous finger prints on the cabinets, I have the list here. *flips through several pages, slids a four page list*

*pauses to take a deep breath*

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	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~So like 7 papers?~~ Okay first off, good job and second EW! makes a note to put them both on probation. I have the list and I will refer to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imascarman
2009-05-01 08:04 pm UTC (link)

~~He's not short he's pocket sized for your convenience.~~

I also found something else. I didn't bring it to you right away because I know what this is going to do to your blood pressure. And I wanted to make sure it was authentic first.

*pulls out a bag that has a reporters notebook with the name "Roni Chambers" written across the cover* It is hers, I checked with her editor.

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the_fuzz
2009-05-01 08:16 pm UTC (link)

...! Okay *waves wand locks the doors closes the blinds puts on a silencing charm and initiates Cone of Silence! ...Get Smart reference, anyone? No? *pouts**

Shit first...shit. Okay it looks like we have a handful of problems on our hand. First off I trust that tub of horse shit Umbirdge as far as I can throw her, and that ain't far. Then there's Ponter, pretty harmless but still why the hell does he need to be in there. Then Roni fucking Chambers, what's going on there she's a two bit gossip columnist why and how did sh get access to the file room.

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	imascarman 2009-05-01 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	What about Pansy Parkinson? She's always up to no good. nods She's mean and cruel and makes babies cry just by looking at them. grimaces That's what I was wondering. Do you think she bribed someone? You can't just walk in. You at least have to show proof that you work here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	You'd have to bribe Barbara, she is the only person other then myself in charges of things down there. and I'm 90 percent sure she can't be bought off, she's been with us for years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	What about stealing someone's Ministry id and putting her picture on it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone knows she works for the Ministry Harry, but only MLE personal and peoples with permission from MLE personal can go in there, why? because they're case files used souly for MLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well I don't know, it was just a suggestion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	While yeah the woman can by her way into any position but I don't have enough on her to warrant her as a conspirator against the Ministry. shrugs But since we have a mole if you'd like to further investigate... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I will! I want to! Let me investigate please! But what about the others? Will you be taking those over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Investigate, don't fly of the handle and keep it subtle. I'll handle Chambers and Ginny can take Ponter and Umbridge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	What about Parkinson, Newton and Salsbury? Should I include them in my investigation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Great! Thank you so much for this opportunity! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-01 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	And mums the word! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-05-01 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	My lips are sealed. zips lips shut and throws away the key (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_fuzz 2009-05-02 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	Good! gets on the horn Hey Wanda I need some of the biggest and meanest looking Aurors we have...NO! Not Daniels, he just went on a diet, and I've been telling him he's slimmed down, no need to crush his confidence. Anyway send them up to the Daily Prophet and have them arrest Roni Chambers. (Reply to this) (Parent)