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Tweak says, "What is this a missile launch?"

Harry J. Potter (imascarman) wrote,
@ 2009-04-25 08:55:00

Secret agent man, they're giving you a number and taking away your name
[Records office]
[backdated to yesterday, immediately after Kingsley's post]
[anyone ~~who wants to be reported~~, ATTN: Ginny]

*walks down to records, can already see pygmy puffs spilling out* *groans*

*two men in bright blue robes poke their heads out*

*shorter hears Harry: Don't worry mate, this is the last of 'em. Lucky you caught this in time, could have been a real mess.*

*tall skinny one chimes in: Yeah, and this seemed to be a real feisty crowd. There are files everywhere. Don't know what you did to get stuck with this mess.

*just stares at all the damn bloody pygmy puffs that are being removed* Got caught taking a long lunch.

*short one laughs: And you got sent to deal with this? Your boss must be a real arse.*

I spent it in the supply closet with my girlfriend.

*tall one howls with laughter: Cheers mate!*

*watches as they bag up the pygmy puffs, makes mental note to buy George a beer, cause damn that's impressive*

*sends out patronus* Gin you and I have a uh job, come down to the records room eh?

*walks into the room, stares at all the files on the floor, hanging from the ceiling and a mysterious smelly substance in the corner*

*an entire stack of files falls over onto Harry's head*

*whimpers* Bloody fucking hell, we're going to be down here for years.

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	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	grumbles to self Heres more paperwork for you Ms. Weasley. Has to be done today Ms. Weasley. WELL BOLLOCKS THAT patronus enters smirks Records room eh? packs up papers puts on her best come hither look and arrives at the records room Hey baby, you wanted to...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

imascarman
2009-04-25 10:29 pm UTC (link)

Uh, get in here. *puts up that really nifty spell that Hermione did so no one can hear them*

I found missing files when I was doing paperwork for a case. Big files. Files on confisgated items, charm registries and files on where we store confisgated items. Gone. So Shacklebolt had your brother pull a prank down here to mess up the room. You and I are to search for clues and "fix" the room. And if anyone asks we are being punished for taking a long lunch in the supply closet. And no one can know. Just you, me and Shacklebolt. I'm to hand in my report to him later today. And if anyone stops by, I need to include their name as well. And no one can know that George did this.

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gingerbomb
2009-04-25 10:38 pm UTC (link)

Missing files? What...why wasn't I informed earlier!! *bites lip to keep from ranting*

Nevermind.

So we're supposed to try and figure out who took the files. And keep track of anyone who gets nosy, yeah? Brilliant. Can George at least just get rid of these things now? *bats at a pygmy* If i didn't know better I'd say I was being punished for the fight. *sighs* Alright. Lets...get to this.

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imascarman
2009-04-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)

Well I just informed Shacklebolt ten minutes ago so, I would think you're being informed pretty quick.

That's not a pygmy. *stares* I think that's a hair piece. I wonder if one of the robbers stole it. Well let's bag and tag it. Nah it's not punishment. The only people who know about this is you and me. It's kind of an honor. At least that's what I tell myself.

*pulls out his fancy crime kit, bags the hair*

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	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	blushes It is hair. Isn't it. I've just been...staring at papers all day and I think I'm going crazy. And I know its not punishment, harry. I'm not daft you know. Just..look for anything that shouldnt be here. Or something that should and looks...odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-25 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I may be a rookie but I do know to keep an eye out for something that looks odd. rolls eyes Not that it's going to be a big help, I bet people come down here to snog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't trying to say you were a little rookie, love. I know you're better than that. Hello? Horecruxes? Oh and I'm certain they come down here to snog. I'm HOPING not to shag though... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-25 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	searching down an aisle Uh...I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I just found evidence of shagging. shudders Can't they just find a closet like normal people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Loovely. Apparently this place is just out of the way enough...oy! This could be something. Its just a file cabinet right? Locks and all, but it hasn't been hit with magic. It looks like...muggle tools. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-25 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! jumps over Look at that damage, Someone really wanted in. A screwdriver? I would say a crowbar but that would be too big to hide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	examines A screwdriver could definitely have done this. But why would someone have used muggle tools and not magic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-25 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	So it wouldn't show up on their wand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm possibly...It just seems...strange and random. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-25 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	It does. I mean they could have used a secondhand wand or stolen a wand. Do you think we are looking for a mugglel born? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-25 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	frowns Or perhaps were just meant to THINK its a muggle born? Or..what about like those murders? Are we thinking too hard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-26 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, I mean aren't those muggles being killed by a muggle? Why would a muggle want to steal our files. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-26 12:08 am UTC (link)
	shakes head I know its highly unlikely just...thinking outloud. This is important though. I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-26 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm inclined to agree. makes note Maybe we should move on. I'm going to check over there. This is only one of three. walks across the room (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-26 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I'm sure theres more. If the amount of files you say are gone...shakes head (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-26 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Can you imagine what will happen if someone raids those confiscation sites? I helped file some of the paperwork, it's going to be bad. Some of that stuff was nasty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-26 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	shudders I know a lot of that stuff. Some of it I actually cateloged from Russia and it was sent here. Stuff of a more...sensitive nature. So...if anything...gets out. Oh Merlin it would spell disaster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-27 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. shudders I hope there wasn't a device that resurrected. That would be horrible. bends over and bags a hair clip (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-27 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Resurrected....oh bloody hell do we really want to repeat history? What was that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-27 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	No. No we don't. Hair clip, looks like there is still some hair in it too. Anything over there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Just more of those markings. But they just look so random. I dont know...either someone was really stupid...or really smart about this. I dont know what Kingsley expects to find... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-27 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think he expects to find much, but on the off chance there is something here and we don't investigate...sigh The pygmy's didn't help. This place is a mess. For all we know those markings could be from them chewing on the damn cabinets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-27 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	sighs You know...if it was me, and i'm not saying that it was, obviously, but the pygmy attack would have been the icing on the cake. Destroys anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-27 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Except it was Kingsley who ordered your brother to put the pygmy's in here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-27 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I know but...i'm just thinking all paranoid but whoever did this must have assumed we'd have to cover it up somehow, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-28 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't really think about that. I mean I figured it had to be an inside job, but you're right. We're going to cover it up. Whoever did this was too bloody smart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-28 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well we're smart too. We'll find something and nail their ass (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	AH HA! Yes, like maybe this! holds up a long strand of brown hair Ok, this could belong to anyone, but let's hope it belongs to one of our thieves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	You think there are multiple theives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	stops, stares You know I hadn't really thought about it, but now that I am, yeah. I mean there is no way one person could get all these files out. If they came by more then once then it would be suspect and it would be impossible to walk out with all those files. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	purses her lips So multiple people have been here...taking files. Unless they developed some kind of charm to...conceal the files, make them smaller. Bloody hell there are too many possibilities! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Especially if you add in imperius. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	sits Harry. You're making my head spin. This is...not good. Not good at all.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	No it really isn't. sigh Did you get that corner over there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	looks No. I was too overwhelmed with the gravity of the situation and temporarily paralysed. I suppose we should check it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	walks over digs in the pile of files Uh...pulls out reporters notebook with the name Roni Chambers scawled across it Oh shit. Shacklebolt is going to shit himself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	glances Its just a notebook glances again Oh you've GOT to be kidding me. I swear to Merlin that woman.... notices something shiny Hand me an evidence bad will ya? Theres something...peers Its jewelry, a ring..wait. Why does this look really familiar??? inspects closer Oh. Oh shit. Is this what I think it is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I swear, Chambers is like sand, she gets everywhere. eyebrows practically jump off his head I would know that ring anywhere. It's Umbridge's. Old toad. hands her a bag (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gingerbomb 2009-04-29 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	laughs And irritating. Chaffes too. I thought so. What would Umbridge be doing down here? Does she come here often? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2009-04-29 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	No idea. I'll have to include it in my report. Let's give it one more good go over and then I'll do my report ok? I want to make sure we didn't miss anything. fade to searchy goodness (Reply to this) (Parent)