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Tweak says, "He's my stalker."

Harry J. Potter (imascarman) wrote,
@ 2008-12-26 19:33:00

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
[Christmas Morning]
[n/a]
[Alicia, Cappy, Cho, Tonks, Proudfoot, Ginny, Gerge, Kingsley, Proudfoot, Hermione]

*owls fly out to...*

Alicia
Cappy
Wood
George: A box of muggle pranks
Hermione: and a gift certificate to Florish and Blotts
Tonks: various knee pads, elbow pads, butt and hip pads, helmets
Cho
Proudfoot
Kingsley
Ginny

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	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	return owl with a thank you note and a gift (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	owl returns with a large rolled up banner that says "I LOVE YOU EVELYN PROUDFOOT!** (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Return owl: Glad you like it. Though I wish boys would stop saying they love me. How's your Christmas? I'm stuck at my parents. Sneaking owls into the bathroom because my Dad would freak out otherwise.* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	No offense or anything, but I don't actually love you. Or at least, not anymore then a friend. My Christmas is going pretty well, just hanging around in my pajamas. Why are you sneaking owls in the bathroom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm rather tired of those three words in general. Anyway, my Father's not a big fan of magic. So I'm pretty much pretending I'm sick and waiting in the bathroom for Owls until my mother makes me come out for Christmas dinner. Muggles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Your muggles sound like the muggles I'm related to. What's so bad about those three words though? I mean they can cause trouble, trust me, I know that, but I think they can be quite pleasent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

harlequinseer
2008-12-26 09:38 pm UTC (link)

*return note full of strikeouts* Not when you tell your ~~friend~~ ~~male friendspecial friendloverfuck buddy~~ ~~soon-to-be-ex if he doesn't listen to what I tell him~~ boyfriend that you don't want him to say it and he gives you a gift with the words on it in code and then your father figures it out before you can and you're put on the spot and have to answer a lot of embarrassing questions ~~and then ask yourself if you love him back~~.

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	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Have you tried some alcohol? That usually helps me in these situations.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	My mother would start lecturing me. Maybe I can sneak a bottle of something in here with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	note comes attached to a bottle of firewhiskey This is help mate. So what are you going to do? Just stay away from his twig and berries, that's just mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the firewhiskey. And how is that mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Those bits aren't meant to be hurt in that manner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I totally misunderstood you. I wouldn't hit below the belt. I know better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! EW! I don't need to know about THAT. I thought you would punish him with a swift knee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	I will punish him. But there are better punishments than knees-to-the-groin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	What are you going to do? Remember, Mrs. Weasley will hunt you down. So...be careful. Normally Cho and I would have your back, but Mrs. Weasley scares the shit out of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'll yell at him. And if that doesn't work I'll withhold things you don't want to know about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Don't most women want men to tell them they love them? At least thats what I hear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-26 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Not this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Then I guess the only thing that's left to be done is to hex him until he apologizes completely. The Weasley's are way too open with their feelings sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-28 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Glad I'm not the only one whose noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	No, I noticed And it's caused a world of trouble for me at times. I mean I love them all, and I'll tell them all that, but sometimes, they just need to stay quiet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-28 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. So you don't think I'm a complete nutter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Are you really going to make me answer that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-28 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	...Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes you are a nutter. I may not like the trouble that Ginny caused me my telling me how much she loved me, but I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. I love her and I love hearing her tell me that she loves me. Even when I was completely confused I knew it. It's a great feeling. But, who knows, maybe you're not that kind of person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-28 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just afraid, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. But after you've died a couple of times, being afraid of love seems really stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harlequinseer 2008-12-28 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	And I'd rather not have to die to put it in perspective. Anyway, dinner time. I'll see you around. Happy Christmas, Harry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-28 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Happy Christmas my wacky mate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quidditch_crazy 2008-12-26 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Owl with note: Potter, I get the hint, but really, I've got no immediate use for it. Unless I want to ~~pretend I'm James Bond~~ sit around in posh clubs drinking martinis. Thanks, anyway. Happy Christmas. Also enclosed, a scrap of paper: This paper is redeemable for tickets to any game of your choosing this season or for tickets to the next World Cup. Your choice.* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imascarman 2008-12-26 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	owl Wood, Thanks so much mate! I'll see you in a few minutes now that I know you're up! (Reply to this) (Parent)