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Harry J. Potter ([info]imascarman) wrote,
@ 2008-11-18 21:53:00

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Too see her in that negligee, is really just too much
[Diagon Alley]
[midday]
[anyone]


*stares into the window of the lingerie shop* But I don't get it what are those little dangling hooky things for? And why are there so many different kinds of knickers. Why would you want that little string thing up...there?! I don't understand women. *continues to stare, starts getting strange looks from the people inside* And why is it all lacy, wouldn't that get itchy?

*sigh* I don't get women. From another planet I swear.

*continues to stare inside*


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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:04 pm UTC (link)
*Happens to be walking past sipping a coffee; punches his arm when she gets close enough.* 'Ello.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:06 pm UTC (link)
*barely notices* Huh? Oh. Hey Cho. *mutters* Wouldn't all that wire hurt?

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
*Looks over to what he's looking at, doesn't even blink.* Not if you do it right.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Really? Even the corset things? I would think those would dig in a little. I mean how do you breath in them?

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:12 pm UTC (link)
That's the thing, you kinda don't. Well, no, if you're skinny enough then it doesn't really make much of a difference I guess. I've only worn one once or twice, it wasn't hard for me to breathe. Then again I'm a twig.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:23 pm UTC (link)
You've worn one?! Ok. I need you to answer something for me. Why wear the little knickers that have the string thing up your bum?

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:25 pm UTC (link)
*Stares at him like he's crazy.* Yes, I have.

*Shrugs.* It's a little different? It can be fun?

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Fun? How is having a wedgie all the time fun? What about the little knickers that look like shorts. But are all lacy so they look like fancy shorts. What's the purpose of those. *wait...where did that notebook come from?*

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)
*Raises eyebrow.*

It's...not quite... like that. And the ones that look like fancy shorts, well, they're cute. The lacy ones--well, this IS a lingerie shop we're standing in front of.

So, my turn, are you going Christmas shopping or something?

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:36 pm UTC (link)
*shifty eyes* Uh...well...um...I'm not up to anything!

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:39 pm UTC (link)
*Finishes her coffee and tosses it out in a nearby trashcan.*

*Loops her arm around his shoulders and whispers all conspiratorially.* Is it for I-think-we-can-all-guess-whom?

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
What? Is what for who? I'm not buying anything. At least not yet.

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[info]crasianclaw
2008-11-18 09:43 pm UTC (link)
*Sighs and returns her arm to her side.* Fine, be boring.

So, what in there are you not yet thinking of buying?

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(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-18 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crasianclaw, 2008-11-18 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-18 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crasianclaw, 2008-11-18 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-18 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crasianclaw, 2008-11-19 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-19 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crasianclaw, 2008-11-26 08:35 am UTC

[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-20 01:12 am UTC (link)
*timewarp!*

*steps out of the lingerie shop with Audrey* Well, I'm not sure, darling, but if you want to go brunette, then by all mea-- *pauses when she sees Harry*

*eyebrow raise* What are you doing?

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-20 09:56 am UTC (link)
*eyes bug out* What? NOthing! I'm not doing anything at all. What are you doing? Huh? WEll? *shifty eyes*

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[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-20 11:04 am UTC (link)
I'm...most certainly not staring through the window, googling at women's lingerie. *small smirk, although she's kind of grateful that Audrey is holding her small bag of lingerie*

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-20 11:06 am UTC (link)
I'm not googling women's knickers! You make me sound like a pervert.

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[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-20 11:16 am UTC (link)
*crosses arms* Mm.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-20 11:17 am UTC (link)
What?! You don't actually think that I'm looking inside for fun! I was just trying to figure stuff out. You know, understand women and all that.

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[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-20 11:22 am UTC (link)
Ah, is that what you're doing? *kind of gives him a weird look* Well...different underwear for a different mood. Or motive. I don't think you're going to understand much more than that by staring at woman's undergarments and all.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-20 11:24 am UTC (link)
*stares* Different underwear for different moods?

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[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-20 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Well yes, of course. Same goes with colors. You can't wear a black thong if you're only feeling flirty, otherwise it'd be giving the very wrong impression to whoever sees it. Just an example. *pause* Then again, this is assuming the wearer plans to show anyone.

*Audrey* Ooooh, so since you bought a pair of bla--

*cuts her off* No, Audrey. *gives her a "Shut up, please." sort of look* *clears throat and turns back to Harry* I...should not be explaining this to you.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
...No, it's probably best if you don't explain this sort of thing...you know...to me.

...Wait, did you say you bought a pair of what?

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[info]greenqueenie
2008-11-21 12:02 am UTC (link)
*Audrey tries to be casual about hiding the bag behind her back, but basically fails*

*Daphne shrugs* I didn't say I bought anything.

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[info]imascarman
2008-11-21 12:04 am UTC (link)
*points to bag* Moving on Knickers?

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(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenqueenie, 2008-11-21 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imascarman, 2008-11-21 03:04 am UTC
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